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Poll Results on Playing internet games

2006-01-18T04:27:00.000-08:00

Last month I did a poll that asked a few questions dealing with playing internet "games" with people such as saying you are going to meet them but never even planning on doing it, things like that. Well the results are in.

Check them out

Results: Playing Internet Games

Happy Holidays # 10

2005-12-31T05:31:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays #9

2005-12-30T10:30:00.000-08:00

Check this out also!

Happy Holidays #8

2005-12-29T06:54:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays #7

2005-12-27T05:48:00.000-08:00

Always follow your gut feelings

2005-12-22T05:48:00.000-08:00

I should have known three years ago.
There was this guy that IMed me about possibly serving me as my sub about 3 years ago. He always set up a date to meet and then something would come up where he couldn't meet. After awhile I gave up on him and moved on. Well about two weeks ago he started IMing me again BEGGING for a chance to service me sexually. I finally gave in and set a date to meet last friday night. Well he didn't get here until after 9PM. Me, being the considerate guy that I am, gave him the directions to Motel 6. He calls me on my cell and says that it's to cheap looking for him. He preferred the Marriott. I'm thinking well dayumm! First of all you aren't planning on staying the night it's just a place to fuck so who needs the Ritz! But it's his money so I say cool with me, I'll be there in a few and I expect you to be naked when I do. I get there and he opens the door. He's nice looking but a lot shorter than I thought. I would say about 5'4". So he stands there looking at me and I ask him to turn around so I can inspect. At this point I'm picking up some weird vibes. He turns around real slow. He is light skinned bald and I am definitely no size queen but he had the smallest dick I have seen in awhile. My thumb is longer than his dick was. He even has a cock ring on it!

So I tell him to take off my shoes. He grabs my foot and sits there waiting for me to pull my foot out. I basically took off my own shoe. All other subs that I have been with have eagerly removed my shoes and kissed my feet. This guy didn't seem into it at all. So I take off my pants and underwear and tell him to suck my dick. He does for about 3 minutes and then says that he isn't vibing with me. he doesn't "feel it." I agree with him that I'm not feeling it either. He goes on to tell me how he is tired from the drive and all. I'm like it's cool I just feel bad that he had to drive all this way and get a room for nothing. He says money doesn't mean anything to him he has plenty of it. WHATEVER! So as we are getting dressed he continues to regale me with tales of his sex parties that he has at his home and that I should come down and blah blah blah. So I finally get home about 1:30am. What a waste. I have to give it to him the fact that at least he showed up. Me personally, if I would have driven a long distance and the person was willing to fuck he would have gotten dicked that night. Nothing says we were getting married or anything. Both parties knew it was just a fuck in the first place. It is so annoying to make a date to meet and then have the other person not show. Some other things I have as far as the internet goes;

Pic hunters
People who want to cyber after me telling them that I don't cyber.

Take the poll and see where you fit in!

Playing Internet Games

Happy Holidays #6

2005-12-22T05:45:00.000-08:00

And now for your pleasure Little Suzy will play "stiffening" rendition of "Jingle bells" on the meat flute!

Happy Holidays #5

2005-12-20T04:51:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays #4

2005-12-16T06:36:00.000-08:00

From the look in his eyes this guy has been either sipping the egg nog or smoking the mistletoe.

Happy Holidays!!! #3

2005-12-12T06:27:00.000-08:00

Merry Christm-ASS!

Happy Holidays! #2

2005-12-09T05:39:00.000-08:00

Santa might enjoy "cumming" down this chimney!

Master and Servant Part 3

2005-12-09T05:36:00.000-08:00

I put the dog collar on him and grab the leash and begin to flog him. My main technique is to alternate hitting each cheek with a slight pause between lashes. I don't do it hard enough to cause bruises or permanent damage but hard enough to cause pain. Each blow makes him whimper and beg for more as he wiggles his ass at me. By the time I finish his formerly white as is pink and hot to the touch.

I decide to take a break from whipping his ass and tell him to turn around and suck my dick for a few minutes. While he is enjoying a snack, I reach over and get his dildo and put lube on it. I order him to turn around and I begin to fuck him with his dildo. He is gasping and moaning like a girl.
"You like a dick in your ass don't you?"
"Oh yes Master!"
I fuck him with it slowly pushing it in with a clockwise twist and pulling it out with a counterclockwise twist. Each time he is pushing back for more of it to be given. After a few I pull it out and tell him to fuck himself. He quickly grabs it lubes it up again and then placing it on the floor lowers him self down on it. He rides it like he's on a merry go round. Up and Down, Up and Down. I come closer and stick my dick into his mouth. This gets him even more excited and he rides his toy a little faster.

"OK, Now I want you to come over here and eat this ass." I tell him as I get on my hands and kness on the bed. I tug the leash to get him to go where I want. He does an ok job rimming me, I've had better though.
"I think you are ready to get fucked now"
"OH THANK YOU MASTER!" he says excitedly.
I get up put on my condom and since he has already been opened up by the dildo I just get straight down to business. He had told me that he likes it as rough as I can give so I'm really slamming it in him as deep and hard as I can. He is grunting and moaning and whimpering "Master! OH Master!" The leash connected to his collar in one hand I begin to spank his ass with the other. He begins bucking back against me meeting my every thrust with wild abandon.
"Oh Master, You are fucking me SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!"
We go at it for what seems like forever and I feel myself ready to cum so I pull out.
"Are you ready for a treat?"
"Yes Sir." He says, eyes on my dick.
I lay down on the bed on my back.
"Then come over here and get some of this." I wave my dick at him and he hungrily crawls over and starts to suck it like he was trying to suck the head off!
"You ready?" I said feeling my already hard dick get harder.
"Mmm Mmm!" He moans attempting a deep throat manuever. I have not been with many guys or girls for that matter that can deep throat my dick. He doesn't either.
I feel my dick begin to throb as I get ready to explode. "Ok here it comes! Don't waste a drop."
He swallows every drop, milking me for any lingering juice that maybe just around the corner. I lay there afterwards as he massaged my balls to encourage more cum to emerge and when he spots any he greedily lapped it up.
"Can I tell you something?" He asks continuing to watch for leftovers.
"Let me guess, you have never tasted cum so sweet?" I say laughing.
"How did you know?"
" When ever someone sucks my dick and swallows they say the same thing. I guess it's because I drink a lot of fruit juices and no alcohol."
"Must be." he mumbles as he takes me into his mouth again. He marvels at the fact that even after I came I still remained pretty hard never going completely soft. He also says jokingly that I fucked him so good that I make him want to drive cross country to get some of my dick. We laugh but the truth is he is supposed to be moving to the west coast early next year and wants to be my Sub Boi. I tell him to drop me an email when he does. I get dressed and leave. Ms Freeky is waiting to hear all the details when I get to where we are staying. We sit up late and talk about my session. What a vacation!

Happy Holidays #1 !!!

2005-12-08T04:41:00.000-08:00

Here is the first of the 2005 Holiday season pics.
I would take a leap and guess that this one is ready to get "flocked".

Master and Servant Part 2

2005-12-07T06:10:00.000-08:00

So I give the wife all the personal information I have about the guy. I give her this info everytime I hook upwith someone. (Name, Cell/phone number, where we are meeting) and I'm off. I get to the room and knock on the door. He answers it completely nude and on his knees. So far a very obedient slave. I walk in close the door behind me and he drops down and begins kissing my shoes, thanking me over and over for allowing him to service me. He's an average looking white guy in his late thirties or early forties. I stand there and let him continue kissing my shoes while I look around the room. He has brought everything I requested.
His dildo, a BIG black one with nuts

Some baby oil, and a box of Trojan Magnums (The only ones that fit me comfortably)

and some minute maid lemonade in the can unopened. (I dom has to keep hydrated doesn't he?)

Well, I sit down in a chair and give him permission to take off my shoes and socks which he quickly does. As soon as he gets my feet bare he begins covering them with kisses. The complete size 13! He's going to town kissing and sucking each toe individually. I don't have a foot fetish but having someone suck your toes and kiss your feet definitely lets them know who is in charge. He does this for a minute or so and then I stand and tell him to undress me. He helps me out of my clothes folding each piece and laying it on the table. He tells me how incredible my dick is. Except he calls it a cock. LOL "Wow that is a beautiful black cock" he says. For some reason that always tickles me. Black guys more often than not refer to their penis as a dick while I have found that white guys lean more towards cock. Anyway I digress, I ask him does he want to taste it and he says "please?". I don't answer at first and just stand there with my dick inches from his mouth, daring him to suck it. Finally I give him the go ahead and he goes to town. Licking the shaft. Running his tongue up and down. licking my balls. Moaning the whole time about how much he is happy for a chance to worship a cock like mine. This goes on for a few minutes and then I tell him to move to the side of the bed for inspection. He walks on his knees over to the bed and I have him get on it and bend over. I check out his ass, dick and balls. He's pretty clean and well groomed. He has a pretty big dick for a bottom and when I grab it firmly he moans. Smiling to myself and without letting him see, I open my bag of tricks and take out my flogger. The first lash is quick and not very hard. He flinches and moans.
"You like that?"
"Yes Master."
"You want another don't you?"
"Yes please Master."
To be continued.....

Master and Servant Part 1

2005-12-07T05:33:00.000-08:00

So before I left for my vacation I started putting feelers out to see if I would be able to be able to hook up with some guy while there. I made contact with this one guy that was also going to be in that same area that was a bottom and also into being submissive to a dominant guy. He thought a dominant BLACK guy would be a dream come true. I like to dabble in the Dom vs Sub thing so I do have a few toys that I use from time to time when I hook up with guys who are into that scene.

Candles- For those that enjoy the experience of having hot wax dripped on their naked bodies.

Flogger- self explanatory

Leash and Collar- Also self explanatory.

He was given instructions to be completely naked when I arrived and remain so in my presence at all times. He was never to allow his head to be any higher than my dick because his position in this situation was below my penis. He readily agreed so we made arrangements to meet at a local LaQuinta one evening..........

Catching up

2005-12-05T05:33:00.000-08:00

Since I didn't get a chance to post while on vacation here are some Thanksgiving pics that I had planned on sharing with you guys. ENJOY!

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!!

2005-12-05T04:56:00.000-08:00

I've been neglecting our relationship for a few weeks now. I was out of the state. Yeah, Yeah I know I know, I could have called or emailed or something but I got caught up in the heat of the moment. I'm sorry. Forgive me? GOOD! Cause I got an encounter to tell you about soon.

Toy Story 3

2005-11-09T05:39:00.000-08:00

Breast not Bombs

2005-11-08T04:52:00.000-08:00

Mendocino-based group, which, according to its Web Site, uses public breast baring as a "forum to speak about the vulnerability of humanity and the Earth." has been put on notice by the California Highway Patrol that if they dare take their shirts off during a protest the group that was scheduled at the State Capitol, they would be arrested and possibly forced to register with the state as sex offenders. A federal judge on Friday said the state has every right to arrest them.

"Mammaries not Missiles," "Nipples not Napalm." "This issue is Soft Tissue!! These are some of the rallying cries heard from the ladies.

I guess if they were for body art they would call themselves "Tits for tats" ? Almost makes me want to start my own Pro war group called "Wangs for War"!
I said ALMOST!

READ THE ARTICLE

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme pt 1

2005-11-07T04:48:00.000-08:00

When I first arrived in California, I was shocked to find out there wasn't as much ass around as I had hoped. It seems that there wasn't too much "gold in dem dere hills". I chatted with a few guys online but didn't meet any in person for a number of different reasons. Well there was one guy who was in my local area that ALWAYS IM'ed me when he caught me online. (We'll call him Gimme) Well gimme told me how he was "str8 actin" and had women ask him out all the time even though he was gay. *pause* I have found that about 7 times out of 10 when a guy feels the need to tell you that he is "str8 acting" he either has been told that he is feminine or has the personal belief that he is feminine. Personally, I have no problem getting with a feminine guy for a piece of ass. Hell I can even hang out privately with them but because I am not "OUT" to everyone my exposure is limited *restart* He lived with a family so he couldn't host and had no form of transportation so he couldn't meet me anywhere. **ding ding ding Do you hear an alarm ringing somewhere? ** We chatted for a over a few months until one day my wife who had been sitting in the room with me a couple of times while I chatted with Gimme, told me I ought to meet the guy and give him some dick. I thought about it for a bit then agreed. It had been about 6 or 7 months since I had fucked a guy so I called him up and told him that we could hook up. I would come pick him up and bring him to my house where my wife would then take the kids and go out to the mall. I would call her when we were done and then she would return so I could take him home. Aren't I the lucky one? Well I go pick him up, about 12 miles from me. He is a nice looking butterscotch brotha. He gets in and we start back to my house. I tell him that when we get to the house the wife and kids would be leaving so that I could hit that ass in private but not to freak out because she knew and had no problem with the situation. He seemed cool with the situation. Well we get to the house and the wife is waiting and says hello as she passed us on her way out. By this time I am noticing that Gimme isn't as str8 acting as he attempted to lead me to believe. No biggie. This is only a fuck. So we go back into the bedroom and get undressed. His skin was so soft. This guy must marinate himself in baby oil or something. His skin was softer than most women that I know. He had great dick sucking lips also. Thick and soft. Anyway. I laid the dick in him and afterwards I called The Wife on the cell and we went and waited in the living room for her to return. She gets back and me and Gimme get into the van and head back to his aunts' house. On the way he asks me to stop and buy him some cigarettes. WHAT? I don't smoke myself and he has the nerve to ask me to spend my money and buy him cigs? I tell him I don't have any money I had used my last cash to put gas in the van to pick his ass up. (which was true) He says well you got a credit/debit card? WHAT? WHAT? I told him he didn't understand. I HAVE NO SPARE MONEY ON ME OR IN THE BANK. I told him I wasn't buying any cigarettes. We made small talk and I found out that he was working sporadically for some temp agency. He also was trying to save money to get his own place and a car. He asked me to turn on the A/C and I informed him that we had been having problems with the van and I didn't want to turn it on. We were only a few miles from his house anyway so he could hang in there. He seemed to get a little pissy about the whole thing and said something about a brokedown van with no air conditioning and me being the quick witted fellow that I am asked him if he had AC in his vehicle...that would be no because you have no vehicle. Needless to say that ended that subject and just as we pulled up on his spot. WOW great timing! I dropped him off with the vague promise of calling/emailing him soon. As I left I called The Wife on the cell and we discussed Gimme and his begging. She was both shocked and amused by his nerve as I was. On the way home the van started acting up BADLY. I got home ok but we soon were to find out that the transfer case was slipping. A couple of thousand dollars and a few years later I was online cruising for booty when I got an email from some nondescript gay black guy in my local area. Hmmmmm the plot thickens *cue suspenseful music and fade to black*

Peeping Tom

2005-11-03T20:42:00.000-08:00

Ever wonder what some stranger has on under their clothes? A thong, g-string, panties girdle etc? You cant judge a book by the cover. Don't believe me? Try Peeping.

Results from "Put Your Money Where your mouth is"

2005-11-03T09:03:00.000-08:00

Here are the results from the last poll I offered that dealt with being able to orally satisfy yourself. (Sorry Ladies) There are a lot of guys out there that would love to love themselves.

The last of the Halloween Pics

2005-10-31T18:41:00.000-08:00

Rush over to this site and carve your own Pumpkin.

Looking for party games for your Halloween Party?

2005-10-31T07:06:00.001-08:00

Tired of playing the same old party games at Halloween or Harvest parties? Well here are some adult ideas that I ran across. For the ladies;

Get the instructions to make this HERE

For those of you who like to double their pleasure HERE is how to make a double header!

THIS one is for those ladies that just like to grind against something

Next for the fellas;

Why waste that pumpkin goo? Find out how to put it to good use HERE

THIS idea is for those guys that like their cootchie sloppy, stringy and with seeds in it.

Satan Cares

2005-10-31T07:06:00.000-08:00

Trick or Treat?

2005-10-31T07:02:00.000-08:00

Halloween pt7

2005-10-31T06:07:00.001-08:00

Halloween pt6

2005-10-31T06:07:00.000-08:00

Halloween pt4

2005-10-27T06:05:00.000-07:00

Halloween pt3

2005-10-26T06:05:00.000-07:00

Halloween pt2

2005-10-25T06:04:00.000-07:00

Halloween pt1

2005-10-24T06:03:00.000-07:00

Will you look at those pumpkins? What a way to begin my halloween posts for this year. Check in throughout the week and see what seasonal delights I have gathered together to share with you.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

2005-10-22T05:53:00.000-07:00

Mom always said...don't play with your balls in the house.
(obscure brady bunch reference)

There's a condom for everyone pt3

2005-10-22T05:33:00.000-07:00

Papa Smurf likes his salad tossed?

2005-10-18T08:13:00.000-07:00

Go HERE for the lost episode of The Smurfs.

I need to renew my prescription

2005-10-18T05:48:00.000-07:00

There's a condom for everyone pt 2

2005-10-11T05:31:00.000-07:00

Do you get me?

2005-10-10T14:38:00.000-07:00

As I was working on a post the other day it dawned on me that some people that visit here may not get me. They just might think that Mr Freeky is a sick individual because of some of the things that they read here. Well, needless to say I didn't dwell on that thought too long. Why? Because I have wasted to many years of my life trying to live up to the expectations and perceptions of what other people want me to be. When I started this blog I wanted a place where I could share some of my stories and some other the funny things that I come across in my forays into the world of the internet. People blog for different reasons. For some its therapeutic. For others it allows the exhibitionist in them out to expose themselves to the world at large. For me I would have to say it could possibly be a combination of both. I love the freedom of being able to write about sexuality without the regard. To be able to tell stories of my sexual misadventures is great. To post pics of things I find either unusual or sexy or both at the same time is a thrill. I have a sense of humor that can range from cynical to campy. Sarcastic to silly. Some visitors may get offended by something they see here but that, not to but to fine a point on it, is the beauty of the internet. You stumble over something you don't like it you never come back. If you do like it hopefully you bookmark it, add it to your favorites and tell a friend. You get the whole enchilada when you visit here. The multifacets of a human being.

Fooled again!

2005-10-10T05:48:00.000-07:00

Public Service Announcement

2005-10-10T05:46:00.000-07:00

The art of autofellatio

2005-10-07T16:54:00.000-07:00

You know even if I could suck my own dick without snapping my back in half, I don't think I would. I don't know something about the idea just doesn't appeal to me. I know some guys watch their dog licking itself and think Dayum! If I could do that I'd never leave the house. Call me mic shy but I would prefer to have someone else be the lead singer. (Is this thing on?) In my scanning of the internet I found THIS site that has a few stories about guys who do this all the time for example Demian says;

"My girlfriend loves to watch me self-suck," Demian says. "Our favorite thing is for me to suck off my cock while she works on my balls and ass. When I'm ready to blow my load, both our mouths are there to catch all the cum."

Supposedly, if we undergo a program of proper conditioning, stretching and yoga exercises over a period of months we too can suck our own dicks. Oh and size does matter. A footlong will get sucked sooner than a vienna sausage.

The owner of Solosuck.com has a how to section that walks you through the steps to tootin' your own horn. You can also check College sex advice for another spin on this circus trick.

Here are some more pics of some guys handling their business. There's nothing like a self made man huh?
TAKE THE QUICK POLL ON THIS TOPIC
Money where your mouth is

VIEW THE RESULTS OF THE POLL
Results: Money where your mouth is

Jokin' bout pokin'

2005-10-06T05:51:00.000-07:00

A man was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to Hoffman,
“We’re going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?”
the very terrified man replied,
“Uh, well, I guess I’ll be the Daddie.”
Then the burley guy said,
“OK then, get down here and suck your Momma’s dick!”

Q: What’s the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You don’t have to beg your partner to blow your paycheck.

The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word “penis” chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn’t say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class. But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again - “penis”, this time written slightly larger.
So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson. Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word “penis” again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson. Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word penis getting bigger. Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up: “See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets!”

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, ‘I wish I had bigger tits’. The boyfriend says ‘well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months’. ‘How will that help to make my tits bigger?’ asks the girlfriend.‘Well it worked for your ass’ says the boyfriend.

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The guy replies, “Why Doc? Am I going blind?”
The doctor says, “No, but you’re upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.”

Something new has been added!!!

2005-10-05T04:43:00.000-07:00

For those of you who lead very, very busy lives and would like an easier way to know each time I publish another sense shattering post WITHOUT having to actually cum here and be disappointed. I have added the bloglet on the right, all you need to do is put your email address in and you'll be notified by email when I post. I love you guys that much!!!

Learn about Puberty with Paulie the Penis

2005-10-04T05:30:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder what the hell happens during puberty? Ever wonder how you are going to explain it to your kids? Well wonder no more!! Paulie the Penis and his friends have taken the worry out of "THE TALK" and made it easy for you to submit your kids to psychological scars that will allow them to grow up to be as much of a freek as you are. Is that grand? Check out the trailer I found at Viviane's Sex carnival. You wont regret that you did!!

PUBERTY: THE MOVIE TRAILER

DISCLAIMER!!!!

2005-10-03T06:54:00.000-07:00

Despite the fact that my AOL profile says that there are NO PICS of me on this blog, I continue to get guys writing me and saying that they think I have either a "great cock" or a great body. Once again there are no pictures of me here! Believe it. I have/would never post a pic and say that it was me if indeed it was not. One guy after writing me that he loved my body and I replied telling him there were no pics of me here answered saying "Sorry I can't hook up with someone that I haven't seen". Uhhh.....1st off I didn't ask to meet you....2nd I don't remember you offering any pics. 3rd and most important...MY PROFILE STATES THAT THERE ARE NO PICS OF ME HERE!!!! I must be crazy to actually expect someone to read my profile before IMing or emailing huh? The folks you meet on the internet.

Cum on...reach out and stroke my......... ego.

2005-09-30T15:18:00.000-07:00

I need to feel the love. Leave me a comment if you are a regular or even a first time visitor. Let me feel those positive vibes.

There's a condom for everyone

2005-09-30T05:27:00.000-07:00

10 Things women Know for sure about men

2005-09-27T05:26:00.000-07:00

Maybe it's just me........ but WTF "Manpussy" "Mangina"?

2005-09-24T06:19:00.000-07:00

I've been using the internet to hunt for ass for damn near 10 years now and I have never gotten used to getting instant messages or an email like this;
"I want you to fuck my tight manpussy with you big black cock."
There's something that's disturbing to me about calling your asshole a "Manpussy" or a "Mangina"? unless you are one of the Xmen (mutant) that aint no pussy that's an asshole. Plain and simple. How do I know?

Well a pussy's got a clit, your ass don't have one and if you think it does it's probably just a hemmorrhoid. The only thing that someone should put on that isn't their toungue but some Preparation H. Sure they have their similarities, They both are holes, they are in the lower part of the body, they both can fart, both can be pretty hairy, but mostly the differences far outweigh the sameness.

A baby can come out of a pussy, YOUR Baby can cum IN your ass. A doctor can pull a baby out of a pussy if he pulls anything out of your ass I can guaran-damn-tee you it wont be a baby. A gerbil maybe, but not a baby. To help clear up some of the mystery here are a few examples of both;

I think you can see the difference between the two. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on women. You see because on a woman, pussy and asshole are neighbors. (As a matter of fact a pussy is the only thing besides a nutsack that can say "Hey my neighbor is an asshole" and mean it literally)

Think about it, an asshole would be the worlds worse neighbor. Their yard stinks, they don't mow their lawn, they get your "male", they leave skid marks in the road. You can't break your lease to move because you're locked in. Yeah I understand that sometimes pussy's plumbing will back up and run into asshole's property,every now and again pussy will have visitors over and they will come over and knock on asshole's door by "accident". Depending on what was eaten during the day Asshole can play his "music" pretty loud sometimes.

Sure things like that happen. But when they get along it can be such a wonderful situation. I'm sure you get my meaning.

On a man, asshole lives in an exclusive community. It's secluded except for a couple of nuts. The cool thing about having nuts as neighbors for the asshole is that their quiet, they just hang around and don't cause any trouble.

See the nuts above even put up a nice decorative fence. You don't see it?
Well maybe it's just me.

Male humor

2005-09-23T06:05:00.000-07:00

Pain and pleasure

2005-09-22T05:04:00.000-07:00

You know I'm into the dom sub thing to some degree. I don't get into scat or anything that causes blood shed but there are some people out there who get into somethings that I couldn't even begin to fathom. Spanking is one thing but kicking some a guy in the balls repeatedly is another. Me and Ms. Freeky where engaging in a conversation with a guy over the internet awhile back. We were trying to work out the details of likes and dislikes on both sides. He kind of through us for a loop when he asked her to beat his balls with a wooden spoon! Not tap them but beat them like a drummer in high school marching band. OUCH! For me pain can pretty much dissolve a hard dick quick. Real quick!
Take a look at the dick to the left. Now that looks like it is painful as hell but not as painful as this one.
Piercings are another thing. Ears..of course. Noses, eyebrows, bellybuttons that's cool too. The tip of my dick, my nutsack, a woman's clit? Well there goes that pain thing again. A ring in the end of my dick seems to bring up at least two problems from the get go;

1) Wouldn't it scrap the inside of
someones mouth,
ass or pussy during sex?

2) Wouldn't it rip a condom all to hell?

Maybe it's just me. I don't know.

I've never been with a guy who had any piercings in his dick or nutsack so I don't know. I have been with a woman, matter of fact she was a witch (No I mean a real witch. Story for another day) and she had her clit pierced. Well not the actual clit but on the clits hood. (Makes it sound like a gang member huh?) Come to think of it I never did ask her why she did it but hell when you're fucking a witch you don't ask too many questions. Say the wrong thing and come out dickless.

To me some body piercings are sexually stimulating because the person enjoys a little pain with their pleasure. Maybe clit hood piercings may work because the jewelry applies some added pressure to the clitoris and moves slightly while fucking. The one to the left was what the sorceress had. The other one is like oh my god!

So I'm gonna leave you with a one picture of a guy who has been playing with granny's sewing kit.

And one of a guy who must've been nuts (pun intended)

Enjoying art

2005-09-22T04:55:00.000-07:00

Yeah you wish buster!!

2005-09-21T06:53:00.000-07:00

You know what would you do with a dick that big? I mean nobody in their right mind is gonna let you stick that in any hole on any part of their body. You definitely couldn't get a blow job worth a damn. Jacking off would take both hands and probably leave you with shoulder strain.
Guys (and girls) be careful what you wish for.

Sex In Public Poll Results

2005-09-21T05:23:00.000-07:00

The latest poll results are in and you can view them HERE
Go HERE if you haven't taken it and want to get in on the fun!
I would love to hear the story behind whoever said that they had sex in church!
Does it involve a catholic priest?

I've Never..........

2005-09-20T06:36:00.000-07:00

The ones in yellow are the ones I have't done!

I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car.
I’ve Never Been To Japan.
I’ve Never Been In A Taxi.
I’ve Never Been In Love.
I’ve Never Had Sex In a Public Place. Does sex in the woods or a parked car count?
I’ve Never Been Dumped.
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Shoplifted.
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight.
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse. Three people make a group right?
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House.
I’ve Never Been Tied Up.
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I've Never Been Arrested.
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job.
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square.
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I’ve Never Lied To A Friend.
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans.
I’ve Never Been To Europe. Lived there.
I’ve Never Skipped School.
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose.
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office.
I’ve Never Been Married.
I’ve Never Been Divorced.
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week. Busy week whew
I’ve Never Posed Nude.
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I’ve Never Killed Anyone. (I do have a list, though, so don't piss me off).
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar.
I've Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug.
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire.
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi. (Though I have been with some women that.....)
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding.
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone.
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online.

Now it's your turn.

Taking me for a ride

2005-09-18T09:12:00.000-07:00

I lay on the bed half asleep. The TV was on in the background casting its light throughout the room. Ms Freeky came into the room from playing games on the computer and slid into bed beside me laying her head on my chest. We share a little banter between ourselves and then she begins to suck my nipple. It's one of her favorite things to do. I must admit it's one of my favorite things to have done. She begins a rhythm that wakes me up completely.
Suck.
Wet kisses on and around my nipple.
Suck.
Then again with the kisses.
I feel my dick get hard as she reaches down and grasps it and squeezes gently.
"I want you to fuck me."
I smile. She has always been so blunt and straight forward. I like that.
She rolls over and gets on her knees presenting her ass for me to take.
"Close the door." I tell her just in case the kids get up to use the bathroom.
When she walks across the room I push the mink blanket to the foot of the bed and manuever my way to the center of the bed. When she returns she sees me holding 9 inches of steel hard dick straight up to the ceiling.
I tell her that I want her to ride this dick.
She smiles and starts to straddle me face to face.
"No I want you to face the other way so I can see your sweet ass."

She pauses for a moment then turns around and grabs my dick and slowly lowers herself down on it.
I feel the warm wetness of her pussy as it slides all the way down the shaft until all of my is engulfed inside of her.
She begins to ride. Slowly at first.
Up
Down
In
Out
My dick plunges into her moist opening.
She moans as her first orgasm washes over her and the feel of it all starts to take over.
I grip each cheek of her ass in my hands and squeeze. The glow from the tv bathes us as she continues to ride. Every now and then I swat her on her ass alternating cheeks. She gasps at the sting and cums again shuddering. I feel her pussy lips squeezing as if to milk my dick dry.

Suddenly she dismounts and takes my dick and begins to lick the juices off. She runs her tongue up and down the shaft cleaning every drop of her fluids. When she is finished my dick is glistening in the pale light like an dark tower made of black stone.
She is driving me crazy and she knows it. Its a game we play. It's our routine.
In a quick move she is mounted again and riding for all she's worth. Like a jocky in the Kentucky Derby she picks out a rhythm and sticks with it. She begins to cum again and digs her fingers into my chest. I buck my hips up forcing my dick as deep into her as I can over and over. Pounding in, pulling out. She once again moans loudly and I feel her begin to crest for the "Big One".

I speed up my thrusts so that I can join her on this wave. I feel my dick getting even harder if thats possible and my cum begins to pump out of my dick. Flooding her with myself.
She falls into the bed next to me and gives me a kiss.
"You make me feel Sooooooo good."
I kiss her on the forehead.
"You do the same for me."

Bi women everywhere?........I don't see them.

2005-09-17T08:39:00.000-07:00

According to a new report from the CDC 11.5% of women, ages 18 to 44, said they've had at least one sexual experience with another women in their lifetimes, compared with about 4% of women, ages 18 to 59, who said the same in a comparable survey a decade earlier.

Hmmmmm... Maybe my wife is just looking in the wrong places. For those ofyou that just joined my little blog, I'm bisexual and so is my wife. We have found that there is a "whole lotta buncha" guys out there who are willing to "play" but very few women. AND WE LIVE LESS THAT 50 MILES FROM SAN FRANCISCO!!!! I mean come on. This has got to be the most open minded places in the US. If not THE most open minded it must run a close second. Northern California a liberals paradise... right?

And you know it's not the old thing that you run into all the time where a couple is looking for a woman to share. I am completely open to a woman getting together with my wife with me being nowhere in the vicinity. I am cool with it. We play together or separate. No drama. No issues. We haven't figured this one out.

Even with the fact that two women kissing or having sex together is more accepted than two guys. Anyone find the opposite to be true? Would love to hear some of you guys opinion on the subject.
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Freeky's Friday Sex Fest

2005-09-16T05:40:00.000-07:00

Short and sweet........

Hot zones for women
Moan Zone #1 - The Eyelid to Temple Zone
The area above and on her eyelid has a great concentration of nerve endings, and giving her light kisses along the arch of the lid and onto the temple is a great way to start foreplay. The spot between the outer corner of the eye and the cheekbone is also very sensitive. Thus, after some nice passionate kisses, a lover should let his lips wander all over her face, concentrating on these zones.

Chastity belts

For the woman in your life

For the man in your life

There was a time when people put chastity belts on partners to ensure they didn't cheat. (Well at least have vaginal or anal intercourse). They would lock it on and keep the key. (If I have to go through all that for us to trust each other then we got issues.)Believe it or not there is a new version of this that is equipped with a tracking device! It even takes her temperature and heart rate so you know when she getting hot.

New and improved for your comfort!!

Thursday Threesome

2005-09-15T05:45:00.000-07:00

THREE THINGS........ That turn me on in bed.
1)Having my nipples sucked (I said sucked not bitten)
2)Hearing my wife moan while we are making love.
3)Using the g-spot vibrator on my wife.

Your turn.

There's a killer on the loose!

2005-09-14T05:42:00.000-07:00

I saw this on someones website. check it out

I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH FULL BLOWN AIDS AND I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FUCKED (HONESTLY) 346 PEOPLE OFF OF THIS SYSTEM AND TWO ARE ON THA WAY! I WILL GET ALL OF YOU BEFORE IT'S OVER! THINK I AM PLAYING IF YOU WANT TO...ONLY 55 USED CONDOMS AND OUT OF 55....25 DITCHED THA DAYUM CONDOMS ~LOLOLOLOL~ YES BITCH! I HAVE NUTTED IN OVER 300 OF YOU AND NOW YOU WILL DIE! SUE ME BITCH....IT'S ALL OF YOUR FAULTS....IM WORKIN ON EVERYBODY AND I WILL GET YOU VERY SOON....YOU WILL HAVE HIV IF YOU DONT ALREADY! I LOVE SPREADING IT TO THA KIDS BECAUSE U KNOW ITS OUT THERE BUT WHEN U SEE A FINE ASS NIGGA W/A BIG DICK...U LOOSE ALL OF YOUR MORALS AND SO DO I. MY (REAL) PROFILE IS CURRENTLY ON AND YALL GIRLS WILL GET IT BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM AND NEVER WILL KNOW WHO GAVE THIS TO YOU! I HOPE I INFECT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU TIRERD ASS SISSY'S AND IF U RECIEVE A MESSAGE FROM ME THEN YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO GET CHECKED BECAUSE I HAVE ALL OF THE NAMES OF THA NASTY QUEENS WHO DIDNT USE OR DITCHED THA CONDOMS! NOW DIE BITCH! DIE! I HAVE HAD 7 TODAY AND COUNTING! 8 OTHER PEOPLE CURRENTLY LOGGED ON JUST HIT ME UP AND TOLD ME THEY ARE DOING THA SAME THING SO I AM NOT ALONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

All I can say is whether it's a joke or not it is in poor taste. I ALWAYS play it safe. No bareback here. Always use a condom. Most condoms fit TOO tight on my dick. (No I'm not bragging) So tight in fact that when I take them off I have to be really careful not to rip them. Here are the ones I use

They say NO SEX is the only real SAFE sex but if you are gonna do it wrap it up. Even outside of STDs if you meet up with anyone (male or female) from the internet be safe. Any time I hook up with someone I have given my wife all of their personal info(address if I'm going over their house, which hotel if we are meeting there) and I call her on my cell with my whereabouts. Call me paranoid if you'd like but I have never had a close call with any danger at all.

Freeky's Friday Sex Fest

2005-09-09T05:33:00.000-07:00

Face down and ass up here it is......

aussie kiss - Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.
(Do you cum from the land down under?)

Hucklebuck (noun)
A slang term for a sexual position where the female is on her back with her knees up next to her head and against the ground, and the male can achieve maximum penetration by repeated pounding.

The best way to give a woman a earth shaking orgasm
Most guys would like to jump straight to the fucking. I mean we don't even like to read the directions when we get a new gadget. We like to get right to work banging away until we get a finished product. BUZZZ! wrong answer, but thanks for playing. Tell em what he's won Johnny. If you want to GET great sex you have to find out what to GIVE. What you need to start off with is an increasingly erotic conversation about sex in which you both discuss what you like, not only about sex, but each other's bodies as well. This way, you'll get to know not only how she likes to be touched, but where she appreciates being touched the most.
Granted, there are some women who have no clue what to tell you about their innermost desires due to a lack of experience (or masturbation), and although that will make your sexual task doubly hard, hopefully the following advice will serve to provide her with some sexual satisfaction. Of course, if you can show her what she likes before she even knows it, then you will definitely be the master of her domain. (Or accused of fucking around but I digress) So get naked and strap yourself in, because over the next few fridays you're going to learn how to make her drip all over and mess up your silk sheets.
(to be continued)

Q & A
I'm intrigued with the phenomenon of "morning wood." My boyfriend wakes up with a hard-on every morning but says he's not always aroused because of it. Why does this happen to guys?

It's common for men to have erections during the night ‑- a phenomenon known as nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) ‑- throughout their life. In fact, the penis can actually stay erect longer and be noticeably harder when a guy is asleep than when he's fully aroused and awake. (Damn! if only there was a condition like sleep walking except you fuck while sleeping)
While we don't know exactly why NPT happens, we do know these erections ‑- a guy can have three to five a night (Again I say DAMN what a waste!)‑- are caused by electrical impulses in the brain that tend to occur during the REM (Rapid Eye Movement) stages of sleep. So, when your dude comes out of the REM cycle when he first wakes up, he may have a still have a raging boner. But it doesn't mean he's horny. If he is feeling is horny in the morning, chances are it's because of his testosterone level, which can peak in the A.M.

I'm gonna end this issue of Sex Fest with a special treat.

Jessica Simpson will shake that money maker on request!!

It's been a looooong time

2005-09-07T06:12:00.000-07:00

Freeky's Friday Sex Fest

2005-09-02T05:51:00.000-07:00

Once again giving it to ya like the man that I am.........

Rusty Trombone: When your lover is giving you a rimjob or a tossed salad and simultaneously reaches around the waist and gives you a hand job. Envision the resemblance to trombone players in a marching band. You'll never look at them the same.
(WOW. Makes you look at the marching band a little different huh? One time in band camp... )

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
(Oops)

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

According to Askmen.com if you like to get busy in public here are the top 7 places;

1) The Mall
2) An Empty Classroom ( School of hard knocks?)
3) The Park ( You too can make any park and AMUSEMENT park!)
4) Subway (And while you are there pick me up a 6" turkey club no mayo!)
5) cemetery ( I'm gonna leave this one alone.)
6) Golf Course ( Hole in one? )
7) Coat Check Area

Take the Sex In Public Places Poll It's totally anonymous!

Poll Results: Sex in public

True Sex Stories

I am a 26 year old athletically fit male whom resides alone in a quiet neighborhood. This past summer I decided to take a dip in my pool. It is not uncommon that I do not wear a bathing suit, as my yard is surrounded with large trees and a fence. After the swim I took my suit and layed on a towel near the pool. The sun was so warm and refreshing I decided to sunbathe in the nude. I removed my Speedos and laid them beside me and began to sun. Somewhere within the next 30 minutes I dosed off. I was awakened with a strange sensation in my groin. To my surprise I awoke to find the neighbors collie licking my penis.
This must have been going on for several minutes as when I awoke I was rock hard. My penis when erect is about 10" long and it was at it's best this afternoon. Although somewhat embarrassed, I pretended to stay sleeping as the Collie licked me cock and balls into ejaculation. It was a great feeling I had never, nor would ever, attempt again, but the sensation of being outside and being fully exposed and erect was tremendous. After I came, I was startled to see peering through the bushes the neighbor girl, a college junior. I had to make a decision, so I decided to pretend to still be asleep. The adventure backfired, as she came wandering over to find the dog. She embarrassingly woke me. I pretended to be startled, but my erect cock and newly spewed "load" was laying all over my stomach. As I jumped to get up, I realized the dog had taken my speedo and was running around my yard. It was erotic knowing she must have witnessed the entire act, but embarrassed as I couldn't even cover up when she arrived. I merely wiped myself off with my hand and rolled over, to never forget the embarrassment of me and her embarrassment in watching the whole thing.We haven't spoken about the event all summer, but have gone swimming together several times since. To this day I think she thinks I was asleep, and I am sure she saw the entire event. But no ones talking about me and "man's best friend".

Opening doors part deux

2005-08-29T06:45:00.000-07:00

Just talking to guys online soon became old hat. I felt a growing need to actually meet someone in real life. I had met a few guys online and chatted to them when I had a chance but had never dared meet in real life. How would I do it? I was married. If my wife found out or some friends saw me with them it would all be over in the quick busting of a nut. Now before I continue let me say that I was not proud of what I did. I'm not telling this to get approval or to encourage infidelity. I would hope that anyone that found themselves in the same situation would feel like they were able to talk to their partner honestly about their feelings and urges BEFORE acting on them. Well, one night while hanging out in a chatroom I got an IM from one of the guys that I had built a casual im relationship with. I'll call him Big Dick Jimmy/BDJ (You'll hear why in a bit). BDJ was a little older than me. A black guy. We worked for the same national company. He was single and had his own place not to far away. We tentative trade pics and found out that we had never met before. We agreed to meet. I was going to the gym almost every night so it was a simple task to use that as an excuse to get out.
We met in the gym parking lot and after a few minutes of small talk from our cars I agreed to follow him to his apartment. When we got there we set on the couch in his living room and engaged in more small talk. I was as nervous as a ho in the front pew of the church during revival. BDJ told me of how he used to be a model and was considering getting back into it. He seemed very reserved which made me even more nervous. "Have you ever kissed a guy?" He asked. Nope, never have. He then asked me what I would do if he tried to kiss me. I said to be honest I didn't know. I guess it just depended on the situation. BDJ smiled a little and told me I would probably freak out. I continued to rattle on nervously. After a few minutes out of nowhere he leaned towards me. I froze. He stopped short and laughed. "See, I told you." He laughed again. I insisted that I didn't freak out I was just surprised. He quickly approached me again and kissed me full on the lips. I kisse him back tasting his lip gloss (?) on my mouth. He pulled away from me and looked me in the eyes and kissed me again. Hmmm this wasn't to bad. Pretty much the same as kissing a woman. It would probably be different if he had a mustache or beard but he was clean shaven. As we kissed I felt his had begin to massage my stiff dick. Yes I was harder than chinese arithmetic. I let him lead me back to his bedroom by my dick. When we got to his room and on the bed we made out for a few more moments and then we took off our clothes. He had a nice round ass. It was a little high on his back but roung and firm. My dick isn't small by most standards but he had me by at least and inch and his dick was about a thick as my wrist!!! I tentatively grabbed his dick in my hand and began to jerk on it. It had been about 20 years since I had touched a dick other than my own. My mind rushed through all the things I wanted to try out with another guy. Would he let me fuck him? Would he suck my dick? The possibilities where staggering. I tried to suck his fat dick but in retrospect I KNOW I did a horrible job. We were in the 69 position laying side by side alternating between sucking and jerking each other. This felt good but I was eager to try more. I had read a lot since discovering the internet and wanted to try some of it tonight but he had other plans. He asked me to suck his nipples which I did as I attempted to jack him off. After a few minutes he took over and finished the job, cumming on his stomach. I jerked myself off and lay there as he got me a warm wet towel. After cleaning up I beat a hasty retreat. As I drove home thoughts of what had just occurred went through my mind. It wasn't that different from being with a woman. The thing that made it more exciting was the fact that it was forbidden. Sucking and being sucked by another man. I looked forward to getting together with him again soon and exploring the taboo world of male to male sex.
I saw him online a few times afterwards but he didn't seem to have much to say. His answers were short, I started all the IMs never him. Looking back I probably would have (read have) done the same thing to Bi curious guys. Nothing against them, Hell I used to be one, but teaching can be very draining. Also come to find out he was a top also. I never got with Big Dick Jimmy again. Damn, I would have loved to wear his ass out.

Freeky's Friday Sex Fest

2005-08-26T08:46:00.000-07:00

Here is some knowledge. Laid out. Spread eagle for the whole world to see......

donkey punch - n. Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.
"Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up."
Only a JACKASS would try something like this. Right?

gorilla salad - n.Thick and bushy pubic hair.
What type of dressing would you like with your gorilla salad?

It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England. So it's okay during the day?

An old law in Cattle Creek, Colorado bans a man or his wife from making love while bathing in any lake, river or stream. This one makes sense I mean come on people think about the bottle water industry. Somewhere down stream someone might be bottling this "natural" spring water up. Can you imagine opening a bottle of water and getting pubic hair in your teeth? Not nice.

True Sex Bloopers
From S Mac:
I was going on a trip to England and when I was there I was invited to a party and ther was this chick there who was probably a 40dd bra size and she was hot and all of a sudden I felt this urge to dance with her and I couldn't help myself so I pulled the strap at the back of her dress and to my surprise she wasn't wearing a bra, she just laughed and we kept on dancing and then after we finished I was feeling really horny so I went outside and started to choke the snake and I was about to drop my load when a bunch of people came out of the house so I ran over to the shrub next to the house and let off there, then a huge guy stood up with sprog all over his face, he was double my size and he was the owner of the house and he was hiding in the shrubs to scare the first person that walked past, I tell ya he really scared me.

Grower or Show-er

2005-08-24T10:32:00.000-07:00

OK people let's discuss the dynamics of the penis (referred to from here on as a dick) There are basically two types of dicks. Those that when soft look small but get longer when hard (grower) and those remain about the same length whether hard or soft (show-er). My man Jude could possibly be either. I don't know. I would hope for his sake that he's a grower. Personally I am a grower. It has worked out pretty good for me so far. My pants fit better and people get a real surprise when I unleash the beast. Besides most of the moster dicks out there tend to be long and skinny. When I say monster dick I'm talking about those dicks that could possibly knock your spleen loose during sex. Why in the hell would a man or woman want to have all that rammed up inside them I don't know. I think I will just continue to hang out in the above average section. So let's try to give Mr. Law the benefit of the doubt.

Opening doors

2005-08-24T09:12:00.000-07:00

You know the internet is probably the biggest reason that I was able to explore my bisexual tendencies at all. If I would have never gotten online I probably would never of approached another guy about fucking. I would never had the nerve to walk up to a guy and discuss having sex for two reasons.
1) I am not out.
2) I wouldn't know where to meet guys that would be interested in fucking around with other guys. (I think #1 is directed related to #2 because if I was out then I would most likely go to "The Clubs" and cruise) Anyway here's the story....

At the time I was married to my first wife and we had purchased our first computer. I had no idea what the internet was. I was a virgin. Well maybe just naive. AOL or as it was soon to be referred to by friends Gay-OL was I think in version 3.5 or some other antiquated version that locked up or kicked you off-line a minimum of 5 times a session. I found my way into a chatroom that was M4M (which I soon found out was male for male) I sat and read some of the conversations that went on in this room. The fact that you could discuss having sex period and not have to reveal your true identity was mind staggering. There seemed to be some sort of code language being used by everyone. ASL, DDF, BB, etc. This was like some strange new language. I had stumbled upon some underground culture where men actually measured their dicks and considered themselves a top, bottom or versatile. I was intrigued. My mind quickly went back to my teen years when I had "played" with my bestfriend during sleepovers. I began to wonder what it would be like to actually be naked with another guy. To feel his body as he felt mine. To fuck a guy. To have him suck my dick and swallow. Dings that make you go Hmmmm. As time went on I began to get IMs from guys and even struck up some online friendships with some. I tried cybersex with a few. For their benefit not mine. (It just leaves me cold) Received a few pics from a few also. The thought of being able to send someone a picture of your dick or ass without them REALLY knowing your identity was appealing and very exciting. Ahhhhh the net was a wonderful erotic playground back then. A new toy to play with. But like all toys it soon became boring. It was time to move to the next phase..........

Let me hear from you!

2005-08-24T08:02:00.000-07:00

One of the reasons for starting this blog was to share some of the trial and tribulations that I went through when I first started accepting my sexual identity. Another reason is to help other guys who are struggling or have struggled with the same issues that bisexual men (and women) deal with. BTW I don't want you to think that I only want to talk to bi guys. I look forward to talking to any and everyone that feels brave enough to drop me a line or IM me. I also hoped to make friends so feel free to email me mrfreeky707-at-gmail or instant message me. I'm usually online from time to time throughout the day. Oh, by the way Raven hipped me to a new toy GOOGLE Talk . Download it and let's talk. If you don't have gmail then I'm also on Yahoo Messenger as mrfreeky707.

Living with old Tuperware (or playing on this black top)

2005-08-22T05:29:00.000-07:00

"I'm looking for a place that's like old tuperware. All bottoms with no top"

I have to say I'm a total top. What does that mean you ask? Well it means that I like to be the "poker" and not the "pokee", the "dicker" not the "dickee" when it comes to anal sex. When I moved to northern California (slightly northeast of the "Queen" City San Francisco) I must admit I was a little excited by the thought of all the likely prospects. As soon as we were settled and connected to the internet I quickly made my way to the loacl M4M chatroom. I got a lot of IMs from guys who proclaimed that the ratio between tops and bottoms here was Waaaaay out of porportion. That was great news to me because I have always sought to live like a pirate and hoard all the "booty". Apparently I had a few other things going for me 1) I was black. (well I'm still black but you get the idea) 2) I'm married (Seems a lot of guys prefer married guys).

Well since being here going on 3 years now the booty harvest hasn't yielded much. I think that it has more to do with a change of the way I think more than lack of opportunity. If I put forth some effort I guess I could be getting ass left and right but I do not have the need or desire as much as I did when I was younger. Oh great now I sound like some old geezer. I am not some raging sex maniac who chases ass through the streets of the city. I actually would be happy with a friend I could work out with at the gym AND workout with in the bedroom. A lot of the bi guys that I have known seem to be in denial. I think in their minds hanging with another guy who their having sex with borders on being gay. It's not like I'm looking for a civil union guys, I'm married! I guess I'm just looking for a booty buddy. One of the main requirements would have to be please do not be flaming! I mean I have met so many guys online that are as flaming as the human torch. If you are feminine and that's you then cool but I can't hang with someone who is more of a lady than my wife. Not meant to be cruel but just keeping it real.

Speaking of the wife she told me the other day that she is feeling the urge to eat some pussy. (WOW. That still seems a little weird to see written.) So she has been doing the online chatroom thing and hasn't had much luck so far. For some reason when guys see that a bi woman is looking for another woman they take it upon themselves to IM or email her with all kinds of requests. It doesn't mater that she says NOT LOOKING FOR A GUY! They still feel obligated to try to change her mind. So my wife has a twist for them. It usually goes something like this;

Him: Damn baby! how about u hook up with me?

Her: I don't play alone with guys.

Him: How about a 3some with u and ur hubby

Her: r u a bottom?

Him: What's a bottom?

Her: Do u take it in the ass?

Him: I've let my GF finger my ass before

Her: I'm talking getting fucked by my hubby.

(Usually here most guys say no or just stop typing. But every now and again some guys are persistent)

Him: Well how big is he?

Her: 9" thick and cut

Him: no thanks

Serves you right.

Freeky's Friday Sex Fest

2005-08-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

Here's this weeks FFSF. Enjoy!

Ballsacking-Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

Nice hat fella!

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour. An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches. Yeah and it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date. Sounds like lotsa fun "down under".

In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. An asbestos one I presume. Everyone knows the Devil is not one to bareback.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. Apparently it's OK for woman. Soooo "Ask any mermaid you happen to see. What's the best penis? Penis of the sea." Which leads us right into todays;

True Sex Bloopers

From Fish Girl:
One day when I was in the 11th grade I was sitting on the bus with this really cute dude and I had on leather pants and a pink pair of thongs, his favorite color. He looked down my pants and said that he liked my thongs and what did I have on them. I said oh they are red roses on them. He said "Can I stick my hand in them?" and I said "yes". I was wet and when he fingered me he fingered until we got to school. After he fingered me he took out his hand and he looked at me funny. I smiled but he didn't smile back he just looked. We got of the bus and he was smelling his fingers and whispering to his buds. Through out the school day his buddys came up to me and said I heard you smell like dead fish. I looked at them like they were stupid and they started laughing at me and walked off. I went to the bathroom and went into to the stall and stuck my finger in my pants and took them out and smelled my fingers and sure enough I smelled like dead fish. I was soooooooooooooo embrassed and from that day on I washed myself like crazy.

Smarter Than The Average Bear

2005-08-17T04:47:00.000-07:00

bear: 1. Noun. heavy-set man. large hairy male 2.hairy male. 3. [1972] sex as a compelling habit. [I need to feed the bear.] Synonyms. the big beast. 4. [early1980s] hairy, men. a man, usually somewhat stouter than the average man, who is possessed of particularly more body hair than most men. 5. bearded men, a man, usually somewhat stouter than the average man, with or without body hair.

Over at I Probably Hate You a debate raged about bears. Someone said that they are just an excuse for fat guys to justify being out of shape. So my questions to you is what is your definition of a bear? Someone who is muscle bound? Someone who is stocky? Is being hairy the number one requirement for being considered a bear? What the heck is a "cub"? A short or young bear? When does one go from being a bear to being considered a "chub"? I would love to hear you thoughts.

Is this guy a bear or what?

Do You Read Me?

2005-08-15T20:42:00.000-07:00

I got this from Defending The Raven

“Do you read me?”
“If you read me on a regular/semi regular basis, leave me a comment and let me know. Then post this in your blog and find out who reads you. You’ll be surprised how many different people read you, and you never know who you might become friends with.”

Freeky's Friday Sex Fest

2005-08-12T05:34:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the first weekly Freeky Friday Sex Fest (FFSF). On Friday's I'll post some sexual information to increase both your knowledge and mine.

Here we go (cue the 70s porno music... baw chicka baw chicka baw)

angry dragon - n. Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

Though it sounds like a martial arts move, I doubt you will see this taught at the local dojo by an honorable sensei. When I started doing research for FFSF, I came across some things that people "supposedly" do that I thought to myself either A) There are some really mean spirited people out there B) These are things done by drunken frat boys to drunken sorority girls. I have never tried this and probably never will but now I know it has nothing to do with sex with an irate asian.

GTLF - (Grannys That Like to Fuck) 30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
So that means there should be some pretty happy old men in the retirement communities.

Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg's Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.
It was also during testing with various subjects using the same bowl of cereal when "Frosted" flakes were born.

Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.

But not in the same group.

True sex bloopers

"8 months after the birth of our first child, my husband and I decided to have a little fun. So he made a pallet on the floor for our child, then came back to the bedroom and proceeded to pleasure me with his hands. We had all the lights off, and it was dark, when he reached for the K-y jelly, squirted some on his hand, and started rubbing me with it. It didn't seem to be working very well, so he reached for some more. When that didn't work either, he turned on the light and realized his mistake. He had grabbed the baby Desitin instead!! I immediately took and shower and washed it out, but needless to say, the mood was totally ruined!!"

That's my boy!

2005-08-11T04:32:00.000-07:00

Opening the Bi Closet or How She found out.

2005-08-07T08:47:00.000-07:00

Well here is one of the stories that some of you have been waiting on I'm sure. The story of how I came out to my wife. At the time we weren't married we were dating. She used to come over to my apartment and use my PC. Well I came home from work and found a note on the chair in the computer room that said something to the effect of "I need to talk to you about something later on." I had no idea what was to come later. When she got off of work and dropped the kids off at her mothers she came over. I sat on the couch to talk. She started off the conversation by saying that there was something that she needed to tell me that I didn't know. She said I probably would not have a problem with it but she wanted to tell me anyway. I said ok, beginning to get a little nervous. She said that she was Bi! I was surprised. Relieved that it wasn't some earth shaking event but still holding my cards close to my chest. I had no plans on laying all my cards on the table. I assured her that I had no problem with it. She smiled and told me how relieved she was and said is there anything you want to tell me. UH OH My mind quickly raced back to the two previous times (yes it's true. more on these in another post) I had almost been discovered. I told her no. Ahh the infamous lie. The refuge of the coward. She looked at me again and said I think there is. As I gathered my defense strategy together I asked her why would she say that. She then told me that she had been checking her email and I had not signed out of yahoo and she saw all of these bi screen names. DOH!!! She went on to assure me that she wasn't snooping or anything when she found this and she wasn't upset or anything because she didn't have a problem with it. I was still a little suspicious of where this was leading. I thought she may have told me she was bi just to trap me into saying I was. SO I denied it again. once (twice?)bitten, twice shy. I had learned from my past. She told me how she thought it would be great to be able to talk openly about being bi. She told me that finding out about me being bi just gave her the strength to come out to me. As she expounded upon the possible freedom I decided what the hell OK,I"M BI!! We both laughed nervously and spent the next few hours sharing a few of our exploits. Since then it has been free game between us two. No sexual secrets. I tell her when I'm getting with a guy and she tells me when she is getting with a girl (which pretty much only happens when there is a blue moon)

I Like Big Butts and I can't deny........

2005-08-04T04:40:00.000-07:00

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it........

Baby got back!

Sir Mix-a-lot is a man after my own heart or should I say part ....of the anatomy that is. I'm a sucker for a nice ass! I like 'em round and firm. Not rock hard though! I can't do much with an ass that can crack Brazil nuts but firm to the touch. On the other hand I don't want an ass that hangs behind your knees and makes you stumble when you walk either. Is that how I judge if a guy or girl is "Do-able"? Nah. But once we get the clothes off it sure helps get me harder than chinese arithmetic! As you probably surmised one of my most favorite sexual positions is "doggy style". So having something to grab a hold of as I'm sticking it is more helpful than when you are dealing with "A back with a crack". You know what I'm talking about. Those people that look like they been taking some "Noassatol" pills. Oh and if they have a tatt on their lower back? EVEN BETTER! Unfortunately I haven't seen many guys with them and the only women I've been with in a looooooong time is my wife.

How Freaky is Mr Freeky?

2005-08-02T08:17:00.000-07:00

I boosted this from Defending the Raven The things that are blue are things that are currently true. The things in red are things that I might do in the future.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.*
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. (Can a man do this?)
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.

Perfekt Dad Says "Come out, Come out."

2005-07-31T07:33:00.000-07:00

While wandering through the Internet in search of blogs by other bisexual guys (unfortunately their aren't many) I came across a posting by Perfekt Dad titled "Come out Come out". In it he basically writes about how bisexual men are misunderstood and sometimes forced to lead a "hidden" double life. I total understand where he is coming from because I was leading an undercover life as a bi male to varying degrees up until about 2001 when I came out to my now wife. At the time I was single and was playing in secret dating both men and women. This is called living on the DL (Down Low) in Black culture. Was it right? Was it wrong? Who is to say? I was doing what I felt I needed to at the time. No harm, no foul was my motto. I can say that being with someone like my wife who is openminded and willing to let me be free to express my sexuality (safely) is very liberating. We can openly discuss things without feeling like we are being judged. I'm a lucky guy!

Welcome

2005-07-30T11:02:00.000-07:00

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